If you go without a bra,
your boobs point straight to hell.
Smoldering Wick
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What Religion Is Your Bra?
by DakotaRed ina man walked into the ladies department of a macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "i'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
"what type of bra?
" asked the clerk.
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How do I thank you?
by WindRider inhi everyone, my goodness....i dont know how to thank all of you!
your posts touched me so deeply; i dont know how to thank you all or how to tell you how much your kindness and love have meant today.. i know we all have so many of our own problems and issues to deal with; i feel kind of foolish for.....god, i dont know what?
for feeling so lost, so utterly impotent to change all that is going on, both inside my head as well as in my family, that i would be weak enough to want to give up and give in.
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Smoldering Wick
..you are..the kindest, sweetest and gentlest soul that walks this planet. you are everything I have ever dreamed of and even more.
-Richard, who is proud to belong to RobinThat is so beautiful.
I know in many ways I am exceedingly fortunate, for having such an exceptional, wonderful man to love -Robin
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I got a nutter !
by Simon ina good example of fine christian conduct, brought to you by "debbie.williams".. first email.
i'm glad that jehovah will kill you,yet!.
there is alot of things that i want to say but you know that jesus said in matt 24:9-11 that you would hate his faithful ones ,but to be honest with you ,we don't hate you ,cause in matt 5;1-9 says that we will be hated,so since we all know that ,than it is a pleasure that you talk about us.and other thing that i want to say is that people in the world thinks that we are crazy ,but if you would read the old testament than you will know that the jews were to serpart themselves from the other nations and that is how jehovah's witness fell about it,see when the jews would be around other nations than they would forget jehovah and they would worship other gods.when they do that ,it would cost them their lives.so it is good that you are talking about us and i would like for you to continue to do so .why?
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Smoldering Wick
"JWs are a weirdo magnet,
and they all move into our hall."
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Smoldering Wick
When I was a kid, I used to make a sandwich with white bread, dill pickles, and mayonase. -larc
lol larc, that brought back memories. When I was small...we were too poor for pickles or bologna. We made sandwiches outta white bread & mayonnaise (don't know where we got the mayonnaise). I was told that if I closed my eyes while I was eating my mayonnaise sandwich...I could taste the baloney.
Wick
(poor white bread class)"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." Emo Philips
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favorite pickle: Mini Dill Pickles
Full sour dill taste in a mini pickle size. Same as the full-sized, full sour, but in a tiny pickle.i think pickles will eventually go bad...but, they aren't as crisp if they stay out...so put em back in the fridge, why take a chance on a bad pickle?
DEEP FRIED DILL PICKLES
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt
1 cup ice water
1 egg yolk
2 tablespoons Full Sour Dill Pickle brine
4 cups drained Full Sour Dill Pickles, sliced into 1/4-inch thick medallions
Vegetable oil for frying
Stir flour, cornstarch, baking powder and salt into large bowl. Make a well in centre; add water, egg yolk and pickle juice, all at once. Stir with wire whisk to make a smooth batter. Cover bowl and refrigerate for 30 minutes.Heat at least 2 inches of oil in deep fryer or large saucepan to 375ºF. In batches, dip pickle slices in the batter to coat evenly and lightly. Fry without crowding in hot oil until golden and crisp, 1-1/2 to 2 minutes. Drain on paper towels and serve at once.
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WindRider needs your love and support
by Skeptic inwindrider is seriously depressed today, dangerously so.
she really needs your support, friendship and encouragement.
she would have posted on the board herself, but her system is down.
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Smoldering Wick
Hi Robin,
I'm sorry you are going through some rough times. Just know that we are here for you. We don't know your pain exactly, but we can cry with you. Hopefully, between those tears we can make you smile. The fire burns hot in some of our lives...but, it only makes us shine a little brighter for others.
We love you,
Wick
Comes the DawnAfter awhile you learn
the subtle difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn that love doesn't mean possession
and company doesn't mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts
and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept your defeats
with your head up and your eyes ahead
with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child.
And you learn to build your roads today
because tomorrows ground is too uncertain for plans
and futures have ways of falling down in mid-flight.
After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns
if you get too much
so you plant your own garden
and decorate your own soul
instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure
that you really are strong
and you really do have worth
and you learn
and you learn...Veronica A. Shoffstall
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Watchtower Society visits Apostate Website!
by Rado Vleugel inhello friends,.
i thought this might interst you:.
the wts is a regular visitor of watchtower information service, in the definition of the watchtower, an apostate website (screenshots of site statistics that proof the visits of the wts are shown in the article)!.
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Smoldering Wick
Come on folk, i need only someone who could correct my english's error... ;-)-chasson
Charles,
Maybe this will help a little.
http://www.freetranslation.com/Wick
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I suck at goodbye's
by Mindchild inlooks like time for withdrawal symptoms to immediately show up as i gotta pack the computer away along with all my other artifacts of 21st century life and move on outta of this state.. im heading where it is warm, down in sunny florida.
i should be back up and running by the weekend.. so, hasta la vista gang.. skipper
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Smoldering Wick
You are one of about 3 people around here who is SANE.-refiners fire
only three?wha? now four?...brb gotta look 4 another stooge.
byeeeeee skip, happy trails...cya soon
wick
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." Emo Philips
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Jehovah Won't Hear Your Prayers!
by Smoldering Wick ini decided to make a new thread instead of posting my response on the old one .
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?d=22330&site=3&page=2 .
sf asked:.
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Smoldering Wick
Some people do not realize the power of words. Especially words that come from people we respect, love and who hold authority over us. Those hurtful words sf heard 25 years ago, she can still quote verbatim.
The interesting thing is that most of these people never intend to hurt us. They really think they are being helpful in some way or another, but we are wounded nonetheless.
This is from a young girl who was a victim of emotional abuse...
'...but words will never hurt me...'
Words can do more than damage us emotionally:
by Jessica Dan
Age last edited: 12
New York, USA"Sticks and stones may hurt your bones, "but words will never hurt me."
This is a saying that has been around for ages and adults are always telling us this. But it is one of the biggest lies I have ever heard.
These sticks and stones hurt and injure your bones but this only lasts for a couple of minutes; your bones will eventually heal. But words hurt in two places that never heal: your heart and mind.
Words leave an open void in you, aching in pain forever. Words can make a confident person the most insecure person. A fun loving person can automatically be turned into a shy unhappy miserable person. They will never go away.
Harsh words affect people greatly more than any injuring punch or act of violence could do. They change a person's attitude towards life, they change the person.
So why insult someone?
You will soon forget it, but this person may never.
It will always be somewhere inside them, in a dark empty void.
Hurtful words can have physical effect, says UConn researcher (Released: 8/16/99)
by Karen Grava, Office of University CommunicationsIn fact, hurtful words can haunt you all your life and may lead to heart disease, depression, suicide or stress, or even the aggression witnessed in the Littleton, Colo., shootings, says a University of Connecticut professor of anthropology. The words that come from people with power over your life, such as teachers and parents or peers you admire, have the most impact, says W. Penn Handwerker.Handwerker, a medical anthropologist, found that accusatory statements - especially those that start with "you" - are a factor that contribute to increasing rates of depression in the United States and often lead to serious health problems, especially for women.
Jst2laws,
I cried after reading your words.You and smoldering wick broke my heart to read your stories. I am one of those ex elders who was part of the ugly system. I am so sorry for what you both have been through. And so many years later it still hurts. I just want you injured ones to know I'm sorry. I wish I was never part of it and that I could have been there for you. Keep talking about it and working through your feelings Its good for all of us. Jst2laws
I realized that words of healing can be even more powerful. The words "I love you" and "I'm sorry"...can bring a person back to life.